ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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