Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
