Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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