Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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