My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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