does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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