turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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