sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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