Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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