He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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