I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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