Duck Duck Cougar?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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