That's intense
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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