Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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