we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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