therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
