She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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