I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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