i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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