if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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