Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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