i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Randomize
