That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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