please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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