he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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