I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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