I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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