He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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