I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I need to calm my uterus...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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