Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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