Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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