She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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