4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
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living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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