So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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