I'd wear matching sweaters with you
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Enjoy the penises
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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