Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Where is the hickey?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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