tell your sister to shave her snatch
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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