He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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