I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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