doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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