Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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