he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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