How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The adults are the big ones right?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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