So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
The air was thick with penises
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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