i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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