return my video game
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Randomize
