he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
either way he was missing a nipple.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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