She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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