you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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