The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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