Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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