I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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