Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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