He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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