Christians are straight up FREAKS
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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