i think i have herpe
just one?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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